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Looking for a fantastic gift idea that will provide immediate stress relief? Look no further! Introducing Instant Therapy Putty, the specially designed stress-buster that fits right in your pocket or purse.

Imagine having your very own psychoanalyst in a tin! Simply squeeze and knead this amazing putty in your hands, and watch as it magically releases tension and melts away stress. It’s like a therapy session at your fingertips, available whenever you need it.

But here’s the real fun part – buy multiple tins and it’s like having group therapy! We all know crazy likes friends, so why not treat your loved ones to an Instant Therapy Putty of their own? It’s the perfect gift for friends and family, because let’s face it, we’re all a little dysfunctional in our own special ways.

You might think you’re crazy, but guess what? So is everyone else! Embrace your quirks and grab some Instant Therapy Putty to watch your neurosis float away. It’s like having your own personal Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil, minus the hefty price tag. Let’s be honest, who can afford a shrink these days anyway?

Don’t let stress lead you down a path of bad life choices. With Instant Therapy Putty, you have a fun and relaxing way to work out those issues. Trust us, it’s much better than wearing Hawaiian shirts to work or settling for discount sushi.

So why wait? Treat yourself or someone you love to the gift of instant stress relief. Get your pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty today and squeeze your way to a calmer, happier life. You deserve it!